If you're a parent like me, you've certainly had your fair share of baby troubles. You, however, are nothing like me. MY child isn't afraid of eggs. What the fuck.
Anyway, exposure therapy is the best way to go when it comes to making your child more normal. Flashbang that motherbitch. I gaurantee you (don't you dare fucking tell me
how to spell that word) that your baby will no longer be afraid of the eggs. Step two is that you show that baby an egg. If it's unresponsive, then you are officially
freed from any responsibilities as a parent.