Welcome to the legit as fuck real-ass website of the united states military


We specialyize in operations around the world,. such as giovernmnet and psychological worfare. When we're deployed by the ubnited statews military directed by president Pleebus of America,
we usually like long walks on the beach and gazing at the sunset. The only thing about the sunset is that it's hard to kill innocent people at night, so instead we'll take trillions in
illegal pants money and bathe in it until sunrise, after which we go up to Madiosn of Scarmento and pucnh h3er girl balls so hard she gets a free bottom surgery. Time to retire
and bankrupt social security!

hey check out this cool gif I found. Ever hear of this shit?